Geek Humor

Wayne’s World

 

 

Brief Disclaimer:  Most of this is a collection of various items I have found working in the industry and reading various geek material.  If you spot something that you feel is “yours” and want it removed or proper credit, let me know.

Space Problems

And you thought you had space problems!  Note the fine “desk” made by American Standard.

 

Digital Crimes for Hire!

An informative (sometimes dangerous) illustration of computer/network security issues available at DigiCrime.

 

Engineer Jokes

q       Volume 1

q       Volume 2

q       Funny Virus

q       Making fun of a fellow network consultant organization (all in good fun!) Download the MP3 (945K)

q       Here is a spoof interview w/ “Mental Technologies”  Download the MP3 zip file (this is large: 6MB)

 

Protocols and Terminology You Should Know!

q       YAPM – Yet Another Ping Misuse (for all those high-end network management tools)

q       ROTEG – Route Optimization Through Esoteric Guessing

q       BOR – Box of Rocks protocol; all those poser senior network engineers should be familiar with this (ask ‘em)

q       EOF – Engineer on the Fly; when there is never enough time to do it right but plenty of time to do it over!

Funny Images

I could waste a fair amount of bandwidth with this category, but here are a few of my favorites and links to more.  In case it is hard to read some of the captions, I typed them again below the image.

When Your Best Just Isn’t Good Enough.

Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit, But Those Who Never Win and Never Quit Are Idiots.

For Every Winner, There Are Dozens of Losers.  Odds Are Your’re One of Them.

 

 

For more posters like these, please visit Despair.com :-(

 

 

 

 

 

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